I spy a clip, a chopstick, a mask, a flask;

A crystal that’s small, a crystal that’s big, a singer that makes you do a jig;

NyQuil, DayQuil, a Claw and Tums, an Idiot, a fidget, and a single Magnum

SSRIs, glasses for the eyes, and a document written by alumni

A gnome, a book on loan, MOM CAN YOU PICK ME UP I WANT TO GO HOME

I spy a bike with a flat, a paper with a hat, a griffin, an egg, some Sudafed

A sheep ready for registration, a squirrel with self-determination

A chessboard looking nonchalant, YOU ALMOST MADE ME DROP MY CROISSANT