I Spy
I spy a clip, a chopstick, a mask, a flask;
A crystal that’s small, a crystal that’s big, a singer that makes you do a jig;
NyQuil, DayQuil, a Claw and Tums, an Idiot, a fidget, and a single Magnum
SSRIs, glasses for the eyes, and a document written by alumni
A gnome, a book on loan, MOM CAN YOU PICK ME UP I WANT TO GO HOME
I spy a bike with a flat, a paper with a hat, a griffin, an egg, some Sudafed
A sheep ready for registration, a squirrel with self-determination
A chessboard looking nonchalant, YOU ALMOST MADE ME DROP MY CROISSANT